If Movie Titles Were Honest: Dances with Wolves Edition

In best Native American films, Dances with Wolves by Adrienne K.4 Comments

  
White Man: The Superior Indian 

My friend Amy, who is the best internet browser in the history of the world, sent over this movie poster after my Dances with Wolves post last week. I love it. The whole slide show is pretty creative and entertaining.

Can anyone think of any other “honest” movie titles for movies about Indians?

Last of the Mohicans (I finally saw that one too!): Lots of Blood and Gore but Who Cares I’m Looking at Eric Schweig?

The New World: Waving Grass and Rushing Water But No Plot or Dialogue?

Leave more ideas in the comments!

Cracked.com “If Movie Titles Were Honest Photoshop Contest”: http://www.cracked.com/photoshop_130_if-movie-titles-were-honest_p30#30

(Thanks Amy!)
  • Pathfinder: “Even Karl Urban in a Loincloth Didn’t Make This Plodding (Vikings vs. White Native Savior) Snore-fest Worth It”

    That’s too wordy. I know.

    Avatar: “Insulting to the Human Race On Many Levels”

    Thunderheart: “White Man: the Superior Indian”

    (wait, that last one sounds familiar…)

  • Rob

    Last of the Mohicans should be Last of the Mohicans in the Vicinity; the Other Mohicans Moved But Are Doing Fine. Again, probably too long for the marquee.

    The Searchers could be The Racist Who Wanted to Kill Indians.

    Smoke Signals could be Funny Indian Road Trip.

    Etc.

  • Rob

    Avatar could be White Messiah or How to Save the Indigenous from Their Own Ignorance.

  • Rob I like that last one!