Reader Winter Fox sent this over–apparently there are 100 secret Indian Prophecies (that will change your life forever!) out there, and The Sun has tracked them down. So exciting! We all know that every Indian is a magical shaman with mystical powers, so I’m glad The Sun has finally recognized that fact. ha.
Also, note that it’s right above “Elvis Coma Shocker”–it’s great that sacred religions and traditions are on the same level as this sort of investigative reporting. Gotta love tabloids.